Girls! If you ever come in this situation that you are too drunk to stand or to squat down for a pee break, just have a close look on this photo how to pee properly anyway and remember it:

Just remember what the boys do when they are going to pee, first they seach for a tree, a trunk, a pillar or simply a wall – so do the same. In contrast to the boys lean your back against the found auxiliary and spread your legs, then just let it  flow! No one will see a difference between a boys or a girls pee puddle after it if you´ve done right! And it even works with a skirt or trousers, or even while throwing up at the same time! Problem solved! Drink on!

(Please notice: Don´t rub your ass on the helping subject, even not if you get quite horny by such a thick bole at your back or you need to inform your boyfriend to search for splinters of wood in your back before he gives you anal sex after this!)